55% sureLots of sources credit Judy Garland with this, and they agree with each other. The book or the speech it first came from hasn't turned up yet.
What turned up
No primary Garland source; earliest citation a 1992 quote-book (posthumous), corroborated by her daughter's repeated attribution; Wikiquote lists it only via the 1992 compilation
Sources checked
en.wikiquote.orgChecked using claude-sonnet-5, 20 August 2026Listed under 90s section with 1992 secondary citation; also see Minnelli attributions in Quotes-about-Garland section
Fetched directly; confirmed quote is in Sourced section, cited to Business Etiquette for the Nineties (1992) p.8, not in Disputed/Misattributed section.
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